Arrow ([info]itsbuttery) wrote,
@ 2008-07-04 15:02:00
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Patriotism = Migration
If you live in the United States, you should be celebrating Independence Day today. And there is no better way of celebrating Independence Day and showing you're a pure-blooded American than embracing the pioneer spirit, shooting everything that moves, drowning your family in a river, and dying of starvation somewhere in the midwest. Yeah, that's right; I'm talking 'bout some Oregon Trail.

Here's a link to where you can play it straight in your own browser (preferably IE or Firefox). If you're really crappy at the game, or just want to finally be able to say you actually beat it, here's a detailed game guide for help.

See you in Willamette Valley! Or alternatively, I'll see your grave near Fort Boise from where your entire party died of dysentery and cholera.



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[info]pink_thunder17
2008-07-04 07:42 pm UTC (link)
I'm pretty sure I read 90% of the first paragraph and laughed (hard) at how realistic that idea is for Thunder Bay on a normal day... Heh

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[info]itsbuttery
2008-07-04 08:11 pm UTC (link)
So you don't actually need to be American to be batsh** insane? XD

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[info]pink_thunder17
2008-07-04 11:54 pm UTC (link)
Not really no... Although it does help hehe, kidding.

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[info]radio_clash
2008-07-04 11:15 pm UTC (link)
Oregon Trail ahh...the memories of my youthful frustrated keyboard smashing days.

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[info]spideywing
2008-07-05 02:04 am UTC (link)
Ah, Oregon Trail...the one game I could get away with playing in a Math class...good times, man, good times...

And I recall playing that game in Elementary school, so now I feel old.

*Grabs his cane*Hey, you kids! Get off my lawn!

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[info]omgimsuchadork
2008-07-05 02:09 am UTC (link)
Freakin' Oregon Trail. I always died of the lamest things before we even left Missouri, or I would contract all those nasty diseases and die from a broken arm or something. Augh, I hate that game.

:::runs off to play:::

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