| Arrow ( @ 2008-07-04 15:02:00 |
Patriotism = Migration
If you live in the United States, you should be celebrating Independence Day today. And there is no better way of celebrating Independence Day and showing you're a pure-blooded American than embracing the pioneer spirit, shooting everything that moves, drowning your family in a river, and dying of starvation somewhere in the midwest. Yeah, that's right; I'm talking 'bout some Oregon Trail.
Here's a link to where you can play it straight in your own browser (preferably IE or Firefox). If you're really crappy at the game, or just want to finally be able to say you actually beat it, here's a detailed game guide for help.
See you in Willamette Valley! Or alternatively, I'll see your grave near Fort Boise from where your entire party died of dysentery and cholera.
If you live in the United States, you should be celebrating Independence Day today. And there is no better way of celebrating Independence Day and showing you're a pure-blooded American than embracing the pioneer spirit, shooting everything that moves, drowning your family in a river, and dying of starvation somewhere in the midwest. Yeah, that's right; I'm talking 'bout some Oregon Trail.
Here's a link to where you can play it straight in your own browser (preferably IE or Firefox). If you're really crappy at the game, or just want to finally be able to say you actually beat it, here's a detailed game guide for help.
See you in Willamette Valley! Or alternatively, I'll see your grave near Fort Boise from where your entire party died of dysentery and cholera.